Gentlemen don’t shave their chests.
As I have previously mentioned, due to the earth’s rotation, summer is on it’s way. This being the case I have noticed an alarming trend among adult males in that some of them have started to shave or wax their chests.
This is quite possible the most ungentlemanly thing one can do. Why would one want a hairless chest? It doesn’t make sense to my gentlemanly brain.
If anything a man should want more hair on their chest so that they can one day get to the Sean Connery level of chest hair.
Now I understand that not all gentlemen can grow chest hair, and I feel for them, but to remove the chest hair you have for some unknown purpose is unjustified and ungentlemanly.
The only reason I can fathom as to why a gentleman would shave his chest would be to try to grow it back thicker the next time. However this is an old wives tale and shouldn’t be tested.
So there you have it.