Have a smoke
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But that doesn’t mean you should be sitting around like a chump. Have a smoke. There is nothing better than playing a round of 18 holes followed by some dense tobacco smoke. Now I know what people say about smoking, but I can assure you that it is bad for your ‘health’, however a gentleman like yourself shouldn’t worry about such things as ‘health’, I mean, nobody who was anybody didn’t not smoke anything.
So go out and buy yourself a box of cigars, a pipe, sit down in that armchair next to your fire and relax in a haze of joy.
Still not convinced that gentlemen smoke? Well I beg to differ. Winston Churchill smoked every day of his life and for eight days after he died and he was nothing but gentleman. I mean, he defeated the Nazis so it looks like you’re wrong.