Even as this blog becomes more popular with the gentlemanly population we must look at the sad fact that true gentlemen are few and far between. Why is this? I blame tracksuit pants but I have yet to finish my thesis so I shall refrain from making further accusations.
Due to the fact that gentlemen are a rare breed it is sometimes very hard to find a smoking partner or someone to play 18 rounds of golf with followed by an Islay single malt. Therefore as gentlemen we must find other willing parties to partake in our gentlemanly activities.
Since women are higher on the gentlemanly scale than gentlemen themselves (women always come first), the choice is simple. If your common male friends complain, perhaps tell them to swap the trackpants for some nicely pressed trousers and get back to you.
As it happens there are more women than men and therefore it should be no hassle at all to round up an entire group of gentle-ladies to accompany you on your gentlemanly activities.
There are many activities a gentleman with a large company of women can do. For example there is doubles tennis, water polo, regular polo, and also non-sporting gentlemanly pastimes like drinking. If you don’t think that women can drink, think again. Although women may not like a neat Scotch they have adapted alcohol into a veritable smorgasbord of cocktails.
The only downfall of mixing with large groups of women is that some of them might get the wrong idea about your motives. As gentlemen we have purely plutonic motives towards women that we are not courting.
So next time you cannot find a gentleman such as yourself to socialise with, choose women. In the company of women is the gentlemanly way.
So there you have it.