If gentlemen were superheroes (and who is to say they aren’t?) then the gentleman’s suit would be his uniform. This being the case it is important that when you are puchasing a suit, you get it made to your exact specifications. You don’t see Superman running around with baggy exterior undergarments do you?
Having a suit tailored to your gentlemanly physique is not a luxury, it is a necessity, and hence should not be overlooked.
Since it is very rare to find a suit that fits one perfectly, and as gentlemen, we strive for perfection, you should have the aforementioned suit nipped and tucked until it moves as one with your body but will a little extra room for those two cigars you keep in your breast pocket.
The gentleman’s Mecca as it were, is of course Savile Row. Savile Row being a street in Monopoly’s most expensive area of Mayfair. Savile Row consists of the finest bespoke tailoring that has ever graced the earth.
When you have your four daily Scotches you should acknowledge the direction of Savile Row before you drink.
Also much like Mecca, a gentleman must make a pilgrimage to Savile Row once in their lifetime and purchase a tailored suit from a member of the Savile Row Bespoke Association.
Once you have purchased your own Savile Row suit – a suit that will last a gentleman’s lifetime (82) – you can walk anywhere with the style and benevolent demeanor that is second nature for a gentleman knowing that you have seen the holy land.
So there you have it.