It’s been a while since I last talked about the gentleman’s game. Of course I am talking about golf. Now when playing golf it is important to have clubs, and if you can, try to get someone else to carry them. In other words, get a caddy.
The caddy has now become a luxury when playing golf. Back in the days before wheeled golf bags the caddy would carry your clubs and help you select shots based on their in-depth knowledge of the course and their telekinetic abilities that are essential for a good caddy and/or Jedi.
Luckily for us the caddy has not become extinct yet. You can still watch any golf tournament in any country and the golfers will still have a caddy to carry their clubs, and do you know why? Because they an intrinsic part of the game.
Not many courses provide caddys to assist you any more so what you should do is hire the nextdoor neighbour’s kid to lug your clubs around for a small wage. This will instil the child with a sense of responsibility, purpose and a mildly sore back.
So there you have it.