Still under construction.
But that doesn’t mean you should be sitting around like a chump. Have a smoke. There is nothing better than playing a round of 18 holes followed by some dense tobacco smoke. Now I know what people say about smoking, but I can assure you that it is bad for your ‘health’, however a gentleman like yourself shouldn’t worry about such things as ‘health’, I mean, nobody who was anybody didn’t not smoke anything.
So go out and buy yourself a box of cigars, a pipe, sit down in that armchair next to your fire and relax in a haze of joy.

A healthy humidor
Still not convinced that gentlemen smoke? Well I beg to differ. Winston Churchill smoked every day of his life and for eight days after he died and he was nothing but gentleman. I mean, he defeated the Nazis so it looks like you’re wrong.

Winston Churchill having a relaxing break from Nazi defeating.
Cased closed.
G.O. Brixley
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I am sorry for this terrible truth but smoking can be suave, sexy and cool.
If done right of course! Gentlemen or cads only need apply. Peasants need not.
Case in point is the Dior campaign which resurrected the 30 year old shot of smouldering and charming Alain Delon for their Eau Sauvage ads.
Yes, they used the sans cigarette image but lets face it the original is far sexier.
Lady Bracknell in the Importance of being Earnest on hearing that Jack smokes declares,
‘I am glad to hear it. A man should always have an occupation of some kind. There are far too many idle men in London as it is’.
So true…